I went to an all employee meeting today at work.
Oh my god.
It was so pathetic.
They talked about how everyone was doing a great job! Go team!
They talked about the company making profits! Go team!
They talked about everyone having high ethics! Go team!
They talked about how we'll have great sales this year! Go team!
They talked about the blueprint for a billion! Go team!
All you have to do is work harder, follow these stringent, life-sucking, creative-drowning processes, and get a measly 3% raise! Go team!
I didn't stay for the Q&A session with the CEO. I KNOW I would have asked this question:
So as the revenue of the company grows, how much will the employees share in this increase?
Answer: You get 3% of your salary you fuck heads! Go team! While I, of course, get that same 3%...somewhere on the order of $100,000! Go me!
Fuck you, you bastard!
It kills me how all the sheeple in the company (most of them anyways) cheer and clap and laugh at his terrible excuse for jokes. They are all getting the shaft unless you have a C*O in your title, or a VP or even Director. Everyone else gets shafted.
I am sick and tired of facilitating this kind of corporate bourguoise robbery of the "leaders" over the "followers".
I had half a mind to punch him out. :)
He is just a human after all. Big bankroll or not.
Now if they started treating everyone else as humans rather than assets the world would be better off.
*grumble*
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